Ghoulish & Gross: 5 Unsexy Sexy Halloween Costumes

Sexy Boogers
Sexy costumes have gotten a little crazy, am I right? We were feeling so inspired by all the over-the-top Halloween sexiness that we decided to come up with a few sexy costumes of our own. First up: Feeling snotty? We thought so. Be sexy boogers!

  1. Lime green bikini, $125
  2. Novelty slime, $0.98
  3. Groucho Marx glasses, $2.24

Throw on the bikini, douse yourself with slime, and wear a pair of exaggerated nose glasses, to get the full booger effect. After the jump, four more super gross, super sexy costumes.

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