OK, I love shorts, I love sheer, I even love (some) layered skirts. But combining them all into one mess of a piece of clothing is just abominable. These are like if Sporty Spice and Hello Kitty were put into a blender, ingested by Britney Spears, and then vomited up into a pair of shorts. I’m not sure whom these are intended for but in the description they are said to be “great under your tutu.” How often are you faced with that problem, “Oh, I really want to wear my TUTU but I just don’t know what to wear underneath it!”? Well, now you know: man’s oldest problem solved with really ugly shorts. Thanks, internets. [$24, Chaotic Clothing]
