I promise this video will be the dumbest 46 seconds of your life: Snooki whips her pouf to Willow Smith‘s ditty, “Whip My Hair.” Wait, we thought Snooks nixed the pouf to “look more mature”? [YouTube]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.