Gwyneth Paltrow Domesticated Jake Gyllenhaal

“Bottom line, she is not a mere mortal like the rest of us. She is an Internet-savvy, award-winning, lifestyle guru, making all of us look lazy. She doesn’t just find a nice guy to settle down with — she marries a rock star and then domesticates him. She doesn’t just cook — she goes to Spain with Mario Batali and then domesticates him! She is not just a lifestyle guru, but she invents a whole new fitness movement and then convinces me to try it, and I do it, and I am, therefore, domesticated … sweating my ass off in spandex, which is humbling and embarrassing.”

Jake Gyllenhaal singing the praises of his friend and former co-star (in “Proof”), Gwyneth Paltrow, at ELLE‘s 17th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute. While we would be fine watching Jake sweat his ass off, we’re not as stoked watching him kiss ass. Bottom line: even if her hair’s shiny and she’s married to a rock star, Gwynnie’s feet touch ground and she’s still gonna die just like the rest of us mere mortals on planet Earth. [via Us Weekly]

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