MySneezee, For Those Who Want To Spread Germs Differently
I am thrilled that all my Christmas shopping worries are over! I’m going to get everyone MySneezee. I just know all my friends will love it. The idea is this: If you’ve got the winter flu, a cold, or some other terrible disease, and you’re sneezing a lot, you probably have a tendency to sneeze into your hands, which you then touch other people with, giving them your plague. But with MySneezee, you wear this very fashionable arm band — I want the one with the skulls and flames! — and when you have to sneeze, you just sneeze into your MySneezee arm band. Frankly, I am unclear on why you would be less likely to spread germs through your forearm than through your hands, especially if you walked around wearing a sneeze-covered arm band all day, but what do I know? Not a lot. Only $19.95 if you order now, people!