Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
There is never a dull moment when it comes to what you are finding in your inbox these days. Yes, bizarre communications have been plaguing you. This week the game gets stepped up even further, as a few shocking revelations will find their way to you, opening up bigger and bolder questions in your mind that may make your brain implode.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Your body is going to be craving something deeper and darker, negating all that your logic wants to tell you. Seems there is a power that’ll be luring you in so strongly that if you try to resist, your curiosity will hold on even tighter. Whatever, just go with it, as either choice will have difficult consequences — might as well deal with the one that gets you a little satiated.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Forget trying to be polite, because most of the time you don’t mean it anyway. Best to just be yourself, grumpy opinions and all, because that is the only way you are going to strike a fair deal for yourself when dealing with another who might honor, love and cherish you in the long run, but for this week is strictly out for himself.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
A sudden moment of clarity will hit you this week, throwing you into “Little Miss Fix It” mode and causing you to immediately change up your routines and adopt newer, healthier habits, as lately you’ve been acting like your own worst enemy, selling out stability for any quick fix you can have. This week it’ll all catch up to you.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Forget anymore scheming, because this is the week tides turn. The cleverness you’ve shown off will put you far ahead of the pack and right onto the trophy platform. However, getting where you want too fast may just bore you to tears, as sometimes, unfortunately, the destination won’t match the excitement of the journey.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Winning will feel hard to come by this week, as it seems everything you’re after gets ten times heavier and a thousand times more impossible. While giving up may be your first instinct, don’t. Realize that if you push hard enough, you will gain some ground and inch-by-inch learn this victory has many more levels that deserve the extra efforts.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
All the deals you have worked out with Mr. So-and-So are going to go into play this week, schooling you on how powerful his word actually is. Hopefully, they’ll be stronger than you suspected and it’ll make you feel like you have to work harder to maintain. However, if it’s the opposite, as in things go limp fast, let it go, as all else that’ll follow will be a lost cause.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Hotness will be all around you, stimulating your brain to think all sorts of wickedly delightful fantasies that will feel impossible not to explore. Thankfully, this will fuel you to move your butt out of the comfort zone and back into the game. You’ve been on the sidelines for far too long and now it’s your time to dive back in, because the team needs you!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Throw caution to the wind, because this week, if you raise the stakes and play big, you will win big. Yes, your mind is working overtime (and the sharpest it has been in ages), so there is no way you can lose if you can keep an eye on the prize — you on top! Yes, ruthlessness, ambition and pride will all be on the line, so save face and work it with all you’ve got!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
This is your time to go make a wrong turn into a right, as something or someone from the past shows up and gives you a chance to do something you’ve wanted to do for a long time. Just one bit of advice: don’t plan too much of what you will do, as spontaneity is your strong point now. Plus, if you over-think it, it could send you back a few steps rather than ahead.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
When it comes to sharing with your flavor of the week, expect some major TMI to start pouring into your head. Not to even say it’ll be that juicy, as in racy skeletons coming out of the closet, but just an overload of info that could have you rolling your eyes and possibly looking for the nearest exit.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Forget waiting for green lights. Sitting back and waiting for approval is for the birds anyway. Plus, why submit yourself to a second class status when you can just seize control yourself and make the decisions you have to make for you, without any more waiting around? After all, it takes two to tango and now might be time to turn it into a solo.