Brought to you by Kobi Levi, the designer behind the sticky bubble gum shoe, are these wedges, which, when turned on their sides, look like a tongue sticking out of a lipsticked mouth. [Lost In A Supermarket]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.