You can’t help what you’re afraid of sometimes — even if it happens to be something really innocuous or strange. Take Amelia, for example, who is afraid of talking on the phone. “I avoid it as much as possible. I sometimes won’t order delivery from a place unless I can do it online because I hate to call.” She also fears large birds. “Birds in general, actually, but large birds make me want to kill myself.” And she’s not the only one. After the jump, check out our weirdest, wildest fears. And tell us: What are you strangely afraid of?