Behold the Lady Gaga fleshlight, which is basically a sex flashlight for dudes to stick their junk in. She looks kind of how I’d picture her to look as a Muppet. But Muppets and sex toys don’t mix. [BuzzFeed]
We accept this new blonde duo as our rubric for best friendship, I guess. …
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.