Would You Wear: Gaspard Yurkievich’s Lace Boob Shirt?

For all of the bizarre trends that come through fashion, you’ll find at least a few people who are able to wear any particular strange style. Take, for instance, Daphne Guinness who is at the forefront of wild style. But what about us regular gals, ones who pinch pennies and maybe have a little cushion for the pushing? This look by Gaspard Yurkievich has quite a few great things working for it: Button-up shirt, beautifully tailored trousers, celestial print silk wrap. There is, however oooone tiny detail that makes me stop and ask, “Really?!” Introducing lace booby holes — a sartorial option for those who want to be covered up and completely exposed at the same time. This shirt reminds me of the bad dreams I sometimes have about showing up for an interview with some body parts hanging out. Yes, in fact, this shirt reminds me of a nightmare. So tell us: Would you wear this top?