Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You Sexually Assaulting Me?

“One thing I used to do is carry a banana around in my pocket,” is what one man is using as evidence that he is innocent of sexual assault. David Morris, a 60-year-old pastor in Wales, is on trial for sexually assaulting a 12-year-old girl 15 years ago.The victim, who is now 26, testified that Morris, her childhood pastor, made her feel a bulge in his pants during a private tutoring session. Morris refutes the story, saying she must have felt the big banana in his pocket, but the victim specifically remembers him taking the banana out of his pocket before he sat down.

So this whole case rests on a banana? Too bad the banana can’t testify. We’ll have to let the jury call BS on this. [The Sun]