Christine O’Donnell‘s latest campaign ad — in which she ably reads a teleprompter in a monotone voice — has her proclaiming, “I’m not a witch.” She only dabbled, people, just like Bill Clinton smoked pot, but didn’t inhale. The Tea Party Senate candidate in the state of Delaware claims she will go to Washington and “do what you’d do.” Which is weird, because the first three things I always do when I arrive in D.C. are masturbate, freak dance, and visit a psychic.
Christine O’Donnell Declares “I’m You”
Christine O’Donnell‘s latest campaign ad — in which she ably reads a teleprompter in a monotone voice — has her proclaiming, “I’m not a witch.” She only dabbled, people, just like Bill Clinton smoked pot, but didn’t inhale. The Tea Party Senate candidate in the state of Delaware claims she will go to Washington and “do what you’d do.” Which is weird, because the first three things I always do when I arrive in D.C. are masturbate, freak dance, and visit a psychic.
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