More Information Than You Ever Wanted About Scott Disick’s Member
On this week’s “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” Kris Jenner tells Kim about walking into the house and stumbling upon Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, rummaging through the refrigerator in his birthday suit. Kris admits that she got the full frontal view, at which point Kim starts pulling things out of the fridge herself to get a size comparison for his peen. The final verdict? “It’s smaller than a champagne bottle, but bigger than a squash,” said Kris. “I can’t believe I saw Scott’s penis! I’m, like, traumatized!