Mike Sorrentino’s Got A Teeny Tiny Situation

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 30, 2010 - 11:20 am

“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky.”

Melody Eckerson, a Florida club promoter, on what she saw when Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino dropped his pants during their hookup. She also said of the sexual encounter, “I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes.” Yikes! Don’t worry, Sitch, it’s all about how you use it — so work on that stamina, buddy. [Star]