Brad Goreski Is Divorcing Rachel Zoe
Major bananas news that will make you die! Lovable “Rachel Zoe Project” assistant Brad Goreski, aka Rachel Zoe’s surrogate child/gay husband, is leaving her as of October 1. “I love Rachel and she’s taught me everything I know … but there’s a point where either I do it now or I’ll never know what it’s like to spread my wings and soar.” Translation: Brad is tired of being the third wheel in Rachel’s screwed-up business partnership/marriage to Rodger Berman. Yeah, she actually has a husband already. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rodge encouraged Brad to leave so he could have Rachel all to himself and try to knock her up in her moment of grief—if she even has live eggs at this point. At least they didn’t say that Brad was stealing sample clothes like Tay Tay.
Who knows if Rachel will ever recover from the loss of Brad. “We have a relationship that’s not normal. I jump into bed with him and wake him up and we have these pow wows and he’s like, ‘Wow, I haven’t brushed my teeth.’ I don’t want to hire somebody for the purpose of the show, we just got lucky. No one’s ever going to be Brad to me.”
I’m sure this wasn’t the reaction Rodge was hoping for. Ten bucks says he’s the next to go. [People]