Although, there are exceptions made for particularly awful, skeezy, and lewd pick-up lines, of course. “I’m not too good at math, but U + I = 69″ would even take the hotness sheen off Mark Sanchez. [via I Love Charts]
Don’t play with my emotions, ABC! Just a day after Amy Schumer nailed her appearance on “The Bachelorette,” prompting fans to tweet their desire to see the single comedian as the next woman to hand out roses, Robert Mills, the senior vice president for ABC Entertainment, made her an “official” offer.