I know, we’ve all been sitting around wondering what would become of Lady Gaga’s meat curtains. Not those meat curtains … the dress she wore at the MTV VMAs, you dirty birds! The designer, Franc Fernandez, has announced his plans to make the infamous dress into beef jerky to be archived for posterity. It will never be worn again or made available for human consumption. Darn. I was hoping for a bite. Fernandez says it will be the last meat dress of its kind. Well, there you have it. Carry on, carnivores! [People]
