Where Not To Shop For Your Man (Unless Your Man Is a Douchebag)

The douchey tragedy of Hollister can be found in the little details: the fact that their men’s and women’s sections are called “Dudes” and “Bettys,” respectively, that they encourage men to wear sweatpants with “CALI” plastered across the bum, that the stores’ entryways are lined with tiki torches. Back when I worked at Starbucks one of my coworkers, who also worked part time at Hollister, took me aside one day and told me he was quitting. “Why?” I asked. He beamed: “I’ve been promoted to shirtless greeter.”

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