This “Save Sally” T-Shirt Doesn’t Exist — Yet

Oof, last night’s episode of “Mad Men” was a bit of a heart-breaker, especially for sweet, rebellious, misunderstood Sally Draper. All I want is for Don to let her come live with him, or for her mom to suddenly stop being an evil word-that-rhymes-with-runt. I want to put my arm around Sally and tell her, “Don’t worry, sugar, someday you’re going to rule the world and this rotten time in your life will be but a memory.” Since I can’t do that, I mocked up a T-shirt that sums up my support for Sally. Just gotta get it made.