Don’t mess with Russell Brand’s woman or he may attack. That’s exactly what happened at the Los Angeles airport on Friday when he was arrested for misdemeanor battery after sticking it to a photog a la Adam Lambert. Apparently he was provoked to action when the pap was trying to get upskirt shots of his fianceé, Katy Perry. “If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me,” Katy tweeted. It’s almost kind of sweet. He doesn’t want anyone else to see Katy’s vag. A little bit of machismo chivalry never hurt anyone. [NY Daily News]
