For The Week Of September 20-26, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Relax and keep a cool demeanor. Although you are a bundle of anxiety on the inside, never let them see you sweat. As this week puts you closer to boiling points, to avoid a full-on eruption, let fate unravel itself on its own now, without any of your intensity pushing it along. As with all things now, surprises are in store and what you see won’t be what you get.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Time to set it and forget it. You can now hit the cruise control and achieve a natural balance that will put your mind, body and soul at a new level of ease. While it has been a bit tricky to get here, trust you can now relish in the price you’ve paid and love the hard work it has taken, as this week really is the start to a whole new you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Admit to the deepest and darkest fears in you, and then cast them out. Relinquish their power over you. Yes, rid yourself of the demons, old and new, as it’s time to get your fearless face back into the game and show off the real power you possess. Sitting back any longer will only pull you farther from what you want.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your friends do know best, so trust them in whatever they are telling you, even if you don’t want to hear it. Whatever advice or demands they make, go with it. Chances are, they will lead you back to a path where you will feel the logic. Because wandering the way you have is not doing a stitch of help in getting you to any worthy destination, sorry to say.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

No matter how much power you wield, you can’t assume everyone is going to want to follow. So, take it slow and avoid making sudden decisions, no matter how strongly you might feel, because what is happening one minute might change in another. As it goes, your current reign is rooted in too precarious of a moment.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Speak up loud and proud, and without editing yourself either, as it’s time to let loose your raw passion. Yes, seems that certain someone needs a club of info knocked over their head to get what is truly happening in you, and there is no more time to waste either – it’s ticking away! Set the wheels in motion and do not let yet another valuable opportunity slip through your hands.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You say tomato; your companion says “tomah-tow” — that is never going to change. While you have had a sense of humor about it in the past, this week things won’t be as funny. The semantics won’t be so subtle that you’ll just want to brush them off. Seems a standoff of opinions is in store. This could be the moment where hell breaks loose.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

When it comes to feeling hot and horny, you get the prize this week. Your passions will be raging and make you the big winner of the zodiac whom everyone will want to rub up next to. This is going to be your best time to unleash your primal emotions, as not only will it bring someone or something hot, but it’ll make you feel new again.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Who cares who thinks you’re superficial? The fact is you need something pretty to look at while doing the nasty. Besides, we all have our own paths to enlightenment, and if so-called friends are going to get judgmental on your ass, then maybe you should question why they seem to be so adamant? Perhaps this is a difference between the have and have-nots?

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Fab new acquaintances are going to be taking you for an exciting and social adventure, putting you face-to-face with all sorts of new characters who can bring weird and fascinating opportunities to your life. While it may seem like a candy shop, do be prudent with what you put in your mouth, as not all will taste as sweet as they appear.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This is going to be one of those weeks where you will be sitting your ass on a fence, wondering which is the lesser of the evils. While obligations on one side hold you down, another round of obligations will be pulling you another way. Sure, you can do the King Solomon thing and offer to cut yourself in two and see who stops it, but chances are it won’t be that easy.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to winning debates this week, know one thing: if you say it louder, you win. Yes, seems that it’s all about force now, as really driving a point home can only be done in a way that is bold. However, hopefully you are having an argument that is worth enforcing, as just being a tyrant will eventually catch up to you. So, remember that.