I didn’t think it was possible for “Hoarders” to get any better than it was last season. Wrong! I was catching up on a few episodes from season two and they’ve taken the show to a whole new level—they’ve found an entire family of hoarders! But no one has blown the lid off my head like Sir Patrick, who just goes by Sir. He’s a minister, spiritual healer, and self-proclaimed leprechaun who calls his home Camelot. A few more things you need to know about Sir … he drives with a life-sized porcelain doll sitting shot gun in his car and that braid that you see him wearing is fake. I also got the impression that he may be a pedophile when he started crying about the little girl next door who passed away and how his collection of 500 dolls is to commemorate her. Noooooooo! Watch the full clip of Sir Patrick here. I highly recommend you watch the entire episode and the entire season. Nothing has ever motivated me to clean my apartment more.