Quotable: Justin Bieber Trying Hard To Stay Single

“I’m single. I’m kind of looking, but I’m kind of trying to stay single. An ideal girl is someone who is funny—who can make me laugh. And someone who has nice eyes and a nice smile … My mom didn’t even want me dating, but that kind of didn’t work.”

Justin Bieber says he’s trying to stay single, as if woman are literally hurling themselves at him as he walks down the street, hoping to be his girlfriend. Oh wait, that is happening. Nevermind. [People]