Paris Hilton Smuggles Drugs In Her Hoo-Ha, And Other Allegations From The “Girls Gone Wild” Tell-All

Ryan Simkin spent half a decade as an employee for “Girls Gone Wild,” working his way up to be Joe Francis’ right hand man. And now he’s written a book all about the experience called Flash! Bars, Boobs, And Busted: 5 Years On The Road With Girls Gone Wild. Naturally, Francis is suing to stop sales of the book. So what is it Joe doesn’t want you to read? Some juicy tidbits after the jump, including how Paris Hilton allegedly smuggles drugs on commercial flights.

  • In the book, Simkin alleges that he and Joe Francis used lots of drugs together. “Man, that’s a lot of blow,” Simkin wrote. “So much blow that I didn’t think he would mind if I skimmed a little bit off of each 8-ball and added it to my bag.” [Gawker]
  • He also claims that when Francis was dating Hilton, Francis allegedly asked Simkin to get 20 hits of ecstacy and an 8-ball of coke for her to bring on a trip to France. Supposedly, Paris had an interesting idea for transporting the drugs. “It all fit neatly into a Camel cigarette box,” Simkin writes. “As politely as I could, I asked [Paris] how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.” [Gawker]
  • According to the book’s description, there is also dirt on Tara Reid, Ashley Dupre, Eminem, Ashton Kutcher, and Snoop Dogg in it.
  • And according to counter-lawsuit papers filed by the publisher of the book, they claim the text proves that Francis is a “child molester; jail-baiting pervert; pimp; sick bastard; sleaze-peddler; tax cheat; rapist; sleazehole; the epitome of a true misogynist, coked-out amoral direct marketer; violent thug; juvenile smut-peddler; sexual predator; one of the 50 most loathsome people in America; and the Douche of the Decade.” [The Hollywood Gossip]

Sounds like a scandalous read.