Gift For Gab: The Best Comments For The Week Of September 3, 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week in this column, we shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments from this week in the comments!rocknrollwife in “The Real Housewives Of NJ” Reunion Part 2: The Hug Heard ‘Round The World

“G-d bless Caroline Manzo for being the one person to say what was REALLY on all of our minds during that phony hug-it-out session. I mean, did you all see the looks on the faces of Andy Cohen, Teresa Giudice and even Jacqueline Laurita (mid-hug!)? I don’t think any of them were buying what Danielle was dishing out in the slightest.

*Sigh* Onwards to October 4 and the return of the Real Housewives of Atlanta!”

SnapSnap in These British Girls Are Terrible Singers And Worse People

“The Brits have Little Britain, Benny Hill and these girls. But Americans have the Bad Girls Club (oh my!) So the way I see it, the Brits are still ahead in the dignity game.”

LadyMacBeth in 6 Back-To-School Bags

“I’m not sure I’ve ever met a Fossil bag I didn’t like…the first time I bought one I didn’t buy another bag for nearly three years and I didn’t even look at other bags for another two. Longest monogamous relationship I’ve ever had with a bag.”

theattack in Today’s Lady News: The Girl Scouts Are A Haven For Lesbians & Pro-Abortion Training Ground

“Girl Scouts don’t just sell cookies. I’m going to be the first to get defensive about this. They build character and teach girls to be confident in themselves. The Girl Scouts teaches acceptance of diversity, love and respect for self, and how to build damn good fires.”

chilosa161 in A Senate Candidate Who Is Anti-Masturbation

“‘The reason that you don’t tell [people] that masturbation is the answer to AIDS and all these other problems that come with sex outside of marriage is because again it is not addressing the issue.’

What does this even mean? Addressing what issue? The issue that the spread of HIV is not limited to sexual encounters? I guess I don’t get what she’s saying, and maybe she doesn’t either.”

emflow in A Senate Candidate Who Is Anti-Masturbation

“Would I vote for an anti-masturbation candidate? No. Masturbation is an issue close to my heart – namely the lust in my heart. Which I will be satisfying by masturbating.”

DaisyBuchanan in “Nikita” And The Sexy Ass-Kicking Female Stereotype That Won’t Go Away

“I think Jessica was trying to make a point of the over-sexed female secret agent, not the fact that they are in good shape or attractive. In Tomb Raider, Lara Croft is fighting crime with a pout and numerous other female leads rely on skimpy outfits or outlandish sexy scenes (holding a gun while in nothing but your underpants? really?) to fully define them as “female spies” rather than male spies. To me, a lot of it is the attitude. Drew Barrymore’s character in Charlie’s Angels wore sexy outfits but seemed very fun loving and showed more personality than “I beat people up and look hot.” I think the only example of a female bada** who doesn’t really rely on sex is Kim Possible from the Disney Channel days. Sure she was cute and a cheerleader, but she hung out with her dorky guy friend at Bueno Nacho and just wore Tshirts and cargo pants.”

Albatronix in Quotable: Megan Fox Doesn’t Get Why People Dismiss Her Marriage

“When you’re notorious for saying stuff that makes people roll their eyes, what makes you think they’re going to take you seriously in any aspect of your life?”

KitnKaboodle in Britney Spears’ Ex-Bodyguard Files A Lawsuit Over Alleged Sexual Harassment, Child Abuse

“I think this is just stupid. EVERYBODY knows that Britney went mental years ago. This guy signed up for the job knowing full well of Brit’s delicate situation so why is he suprised that she behaved like this in front of him? She was flashing her cooter and prancing around naked for the media and the whole world and the only difference is that she was doing this in her own home.

The biggest mistake here is that the manager who hired this guy didnt make him sign some sort of disclosure outlining Brit’s tendencies.”

Melon Lord in Quick Pic: Miley Cyrus Got A New Tattoo!

“You’re looking at her pinky when she’s wearing those awful sunglasses? Really?”

ReadingIsFundamental in Surprise! Fat Guys Are Better In Bed

“A joke for the New Yorkers — one time years ago I happened to have noticed the time that I went, ahem, downtown. I’m fairly well in control in that department and I figured I would give her a good laugh. I held her off for 22 minutes before I let her go over the edge. I came right up for air and said “You give me 22 minutes and I’ll give you the world.”. She laughed so hard I thought she was going to choke.(Non-NYC folks: Google WINS-AM)”

Marameno in Surprise! Fat Guys Are Better In Bed

Sorry, 7.3 minutes?!


108 seconds!?!?!?!

I should keep my boyfriend and NEVER let him go if that’s what I’m missing out on! lol”

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