This Isn’t Jewelry …

At first glance, we thought this was the latest in chunky jewelry. But no, despite its chain and bow accents, this is in fact a sex toy for women. Called Sono Love, the flat, slightly hand-shaped device is modeled after the form of an orchid. With contours to fit a lady’s you-know-what, you control the Sono with a hand, dictating pressure and movement. And we guess you could also wear it around your neck. Which would a) be gross, and b) please don’t. [Yanko Design]