Don’t Hide Your Fat, Thrust It!
Now!: How To Thrust Your Fat Into A More Appealing Shape">
No more diets or exercise! The Onion has come up with a way to combat unwanted body fat. You can just adjust your blubber into a more appealing shape. I love the idea of smushing my fat into a back hump and hiding it with a down coat. I think I’ll try that out tomorrow. Should be sexy. [The Onion]