Don’t Hide Your Fat, Thrust It!


Now!: How To Thrust Your Fat Into A More Appealing Shape">

No more diets or exercise! The Onion has come up with a way to combat unwanted body fat. You can just adjust your blubber into a more appealing shape. I love the idea of smushing my fat into a back hump and hiding it with a down coat. I think I’ll try that out tomorrow. Should be sexy. [The Onion]

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