106-Year-Old Virgin Sings The Praises Of Abstinence

Scottish woman, Isabella Blyth, is a happy, spunky centenarian. At 106 years young, Isabella has yet to lose her v-card, or even kiss a man for that matter. She attributes her longevity and happiness to never having been romantically involved with anyone. How did she do that? She claims she never felt the need for romance and that living a life of abstinence made her a physically and mentally strong person. While other women she knew were wrapped up in romantic drama, Isabella was enjoying a stress-free life—singing in the church choir, enjoying her career as a secretary, gardening, playing golf, drinking sherry, and all-around loving her life without love. Can you imagine that? Never being romantically involved with anyone? I guess ignorance is bliss, but I truly hope she had a vibrator. [Scotsman]