Dudes Race Rapids With Sex Dolls

Congratulations (I guess) go out to St. Petersburg native Vladislav Pavlenko, first-place finisher in this year’s annual “Bubble Baba Challenge,” in which hundreds of people leap into Russia’s Vuoksa River on top of an inflatable sex doll and race down the rapids. Pavlenko’s time of 2 minutes 47 seconds was enough to beat out all of his competitors, but it’s still tough for me to refer to him as a “winner.” Read more …