Quotable: Chelsea Handler Cleverly Explains Her Breakup With Animal Planet Hunk

“Up until a couple weeks ago, I was working very intimately with the Animal Planet, but unfortunately, that contract was terminated. However, I enjoyed being in bed with them and may hook up for an occasional project.”

– Chelsea Handler joked about her breakup with Dave Salmoni on “Chelsea Lately” last night, hinting that there would be some ex-sex in her future. [E! Online]