This past weekend, I headed to the Catskills with some friends, including a super hot dude. I also happened to have my period. I was in the bathroom changing my tampon, thinking about how, like, unbecoming a position one has to take in order to put in a tampon and how it would be MORTIFYING if the hot dude walked in. It’s just one of many oddly embarrassing and awkward positions that, really, you don’t ever want a dude to see you in — not a crush, a boyfriend, a husband, no one. Check out 15 more, after the jump …
- Tweezing nipple hairs
- Seeing a baby come out of your vagina. Says one Frisky staffer: “My husband, if we’re lucky enough to have a baby one day, can stand on the other end while I’m pushing the sucker out.”
- Having ex sex in a moment of weakness
- Doing the happy baby pose while getting your ass crack waxed
- Squeezing ingrown bikini hairs
- Getting wasted at his family reunion
- Pressing a panty liner into place
- Finding out he’s friends with someone you’ve already slept with
- Wiping, particularly after #2
- Scratching or shaking out dandruff
- Emotional eating
- Picking your nose … and eating it (not that I do this)
- Scrubbing the period stains out of your underwear.
- Running out of gas or something equally preventable and stereotypically “girly”
- Going through his box of private photos, searching for photos of his ex-girlfriend
Got any others to add?
