Oh Patti, Patti, Patti … we’re huge fans of the Millionaire Matchmaker‘s show and dating advice, but we’d never in a million years want to set foot in her closet. TMZ got a hold of some truly crazy audio in which Stanger rips a new one for her stylist, Lauren Solomon, who apparently didn’t pull any of the looks Patti wanted for a “Today Show” segment with Elle. OK, so maybe Solomon didn’t get exactly what her client asked of her, but we’re not sure that merits a screaming tirade like this: “So why would you have me in f**king random clothes … this is Elle f**king magazine! … Count the f**king measurement to my f**king knee!” Ouch.
Click through to TMZ to hear the full audio. [TMZ]