More Ridiculous Than The Vampire Facial—Wrinkle-Reducing Goggles
Beer goggles: Make ugly people look prettier.
Japanese wrinkle goggles: Make ugly people look uglier, normal people look uglier.
The last completely insane anti-aging treatment we heard about was the vampire facelift, a creepy process involving facial blood injections, but now these “wrinkle goggles” make just about any beauty treatment seem legit in comparison. The Japanese beauty product claims to push “those sagging eyes back up to where they once were,” through a combination of lifting action and “specially-designed ridges which massage and help your skin.” This product has one thing going for it: Wear your goggles in public and people will be so distracted they probably won’t notice your wrinkles at all. [Gizmodo]