- Paris Hilton told police she thought the cocaine in her purse was just “gum” when she was busted in Las Vegas this weekend. [Us Weekly]
- Sofia Vergara says she will be making good on the promise in the “Modern Family” For Your Consideration ads that if they won for Outstanding Comedy, she would run down Sunset Boulevard naked. [People]
- Slash has filed for divorce from his wife of nine years, Perla Ferrar, and is seeking custody of their sons. Did you know Slash’s real name is Saul Hudson? [TMZ]
- A update of “Grease” starring Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber? It could happen. [Radar]
- Lindsay Lohan has already gotten in trouble with the law again. She was pulled over Sunday in her new Maserati for running a red light. Come on, LiLo! [Fox News]
- A writer has signed on for the Spice Girls musical. The writer for the show, tenatively titled “Viva Forever,” will be Jennifer Saunders of “Absolutely Fabulous.” Holler! [Nylon]


