Lady Gaga? Sarah Palin? Bitch, please, try to think of something more inspired for Halloween. If you live anywhere near a Target store, then Simon Doonan can help. The quirky style writer and creative director for Barneys designed a line of “Costume Couture” especially for Tar-jay and it’s perfect for pairs and pooches! I’m loving the spaghetti and meatball, A-list celebrity and a paparazzo, and the candy corn. Now, who will be the spaghetti to my meatball this October 31st?