Our Predictions For The Rumored “Dancing With The Stars 11″ Cast

The new season of “Dancing with the Stars” starts on September 20th. And while ABC has not made an official announcement about which B-, C-, D-listers we will be seeing paso doble and rhumba, plenty of rumors are circulating over the interwebs. The latest: Us Weekly tells us that David Hasselhoff has signed on for the show. Yes, that was the sound of the population of Germany marking their calendars.

Also rumored to be on the show …Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Kirstie Alley, and Audrina Patridge have supposedly signed on. And the word on the street is that Brandy, Jennifer Grey, Michael Bolton, Troy Aikman, and Florence Henderson are also in discussions.

My predictions:

  • The Situation will keep his shirt off the whole season and won’t be able to stop creeping on Audrina long enough to dance.
  • Meanwhile, Florence Henderson will be sweating him since, you know, she likes ‘em young.
  • Kirstie Alley will use the show to lose weight and will create a Ball Room Dance diet after the season ends.
  • And Michael Bolton and David Hasselhoff will become best of friends and go karaoking together. Afterwards, they’ll get cheeseburgers.

Who would you like to see on the show?