Frisky Reader Revealed: Take A Bite Out Of Burrito Lady

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind avatars. We decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet Burrito Lady, one of our most prolific commenters. Please state your name, age, and location for The Friskyverse.

I’m Claudia, last name has been confused with burritos. I’m quickly approaching 30 and I live in northern VA … one day I hope we have our own state.

How did you find the site?

I honestly can’t recall but I think it was a link on CNN or something. I no longer read CNN so, Frisky, can you post a link to CNN on your site please?

What do you do all day, other than follow The Frisky, which is totally condoned?

I work for a small consulting firm. I am what some would call the office beyotch but I do wield a lot of power that I like to use for good and evil. Mostly evil.

Relationship status?

Single since I’m not married, but not single since I am taken.

What is your fave post in recent Frisky history?

I really loved all the Love Yourself Posts. I also like the recipes and Dear Wendy and just about everything from Kate … she gets me.

What are your pop culture guilty pleasures?

Reality TV will be the death of me. Anything from “Jersey Shore” to “Bridezillas.”

Can you share your most embarrassing dating story? We always share ours. It’s only fair.

I haven’t really dated much so the only embarrassing dating story I have is that I have no embarrassing dating stories. However, I will share a gem that happened to one of my best friends (and it really isn’t me). She was once over at this guy’s house that she had been crushing on for sometime. Things started to get a little frisky and next thing you know they’re fully getting it on. Things were going great, until (please stop reading now if you have a weal stomach!) she started to have explosive diarrhea during the deed. The guy was a gent about the whole thing but needless to say, she was mortified.

Who is your celebrity doppelganger?

I don’t think I have one but I have been told I look very common. You be the judge.

What type of skivvies do you have on right now?

Teeny bikini cut. I think they ran out of fabric and didn’t want to waste any when they made this pair but I love them anyway.

What is your secret talent?

Quite useless and embarrassing but I have a tendency to willingly or unwillingly flare my nose when speaking. I’m also a pro in the art of joke-killing.

Favorite book, movie, musician or band?

Book would definitely have to be The Grapes of Wrath. Fave movie right now is “Inception” but I do love some girl classics like “Bridget Jones’ Diary,” “Pretty in Pink,” “Sixteen Candles,” and “Love Actually.” I have a few bands I love: U2, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Coldplay, Barcelona, and Mana (a Mexican band).

Who is your celebrity crush?

I don’t typically have one but ever since watching “Inception,” I definitely have to say it’s it-boy Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

What’s something you hope to see more of on The Frisky?

I’d like to see more articles about current events and maybe encouraging readers in ways we can help/get involved. I’d also like to see more articles on food because …. well, I LOVE food.