Nobody’s perfect. And whom do you want to kiss and make up with more than your man? Though he sometimes might make you feel crazy for loving him, like a country singer with big hair and puns to spare, you know deep down inside you can forgive him for some minor indiscretions. So, in honor of Kiss and Make Up Day, here are some things you can turn a blind eye to, or at least channel into hot make-up sex.
- Forgetting to put the toilet seat down
- Occasionally surfing the internet with one hand
- Wearing fugly mandals (busted toes not included)
- Working too much
- Not liking the food you cooked
- Being too drunk to screw after a party
- Giving you a lame birthday present
- Eyeballing another chick’s boobs
- Knocking out all your DVR’d shows because he recorded a marathon of “Dual Survival”
- Unleashing a fart during sex
- Leaving the cap off the toothpaste
- Having a weekly men-only night
- Being 15 minutes late without texting
- Buying you the wrong size lingerie
- Always turning everything into a competition
- Blowing a bunch of cash on some dumb gadget he can’t even figure out how to work that’s just going to collect dust in the garage graveyard of his other crazy purchases
- Letting dirty dishes fester
- Renting a crappy action movie for your date night
- Insisting on keeping his patchy, scraggly beard/’stache/facial hair concept
- Going to a strip club every now and again
- Refusing to pick you up a box of tampons
- Repeatedly trying to talk you into anal
