For The Week Of August 23-29, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

It’s going to be a happy sunshine and rainbows week, as you will be ending a long-fought battle with your baby, which will finally get that giant stress ball out of your back and get you and your baby back into action. The drought has gone on long enough. This week is when you will really start making up for lost time and affections.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll have had your fill of summer, as this is now your time to shut down and reorganize yourself for a whole new cycle that fall will bring in. Seems all the things that have been making you bored will be obvious and it will cause a bout of seasonal cleansing, with a purging of the old and an opening up for the new. It’ll be your shortest and most effective “diet” to date.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just say what you want and put it out into the world, as this is your week when miracles and wishes can come true. All you have to do is believe and let it go. As it stands, friends will probably play a big part to your happy ending, so avoid unnecessary arguments for now, as there are going to be bigger fish to fry and tasty treats to wrap your mouth around.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

The bells and whistles are going to be going off in your head, making you act irrationally and suddenly. Whatever the situation, do what you must and let the chips fall where they may. While there are always going to be consequences to this sort of behavior, you’re in a lucky phase now when you can get off light. So, enjoy this time you have on the E-Z pass lane of life.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

There is only so much you can say to convince someone of what you believe. If they aren’t buying it, well you’ve made your arguments and now time to move on. After all, life is too short to have to spend with your back up against a wall, so forget needing to be a fighter and tune back into being a lover.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

When it comes to whom you can trust and ask for help, it’s all just a matter of reason. Yes, some of the people whom you can rely on the most might not be your favorite, but as it goes, now isn’t about who is winning your popularity contests, but who has the most insight. Sometimes life isn’t perfect and this week is one of those times, sorry to say.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Get to the spa and live it up. Otherwise, if you go another day in your stress-filled state, you may snap. So, save yourself now by detoxing from the upheaval around you and celebrating all that you have recently accomplished. Know you are a beautiful, smart and a capable person, and despite the current state of affairs, you are sane and can remain sane. OM.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Put your shrink on speed dial, as something from your past is going to pop up to make you feel weird and edgy, and may throw you off your game. Whatever this monkey wrench is, it will cause periods of self-doubt. While this isn’t the best news to hear, realize it’s a fire you needed to walk through and now is just that day. The good news is once you’re done, you’ll really be done.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your gut is going to speak to you in a big way, so pay attention! When it says to go hit on a hot someone you see passing by you on the street, do it. While instant boldness is far from your style, the mood in the air will cause you to reach out from beyond your repertoire of tricks, as what you’ll want to grab onto will be worth this big trip out of your comfort zone.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

When it comes to arguments, your mouth has a life of its own and it’s hard to take full responsibility. After all, you are the sign of the twins. However, this week you’re going to have to keep a lid on it all, as touchy emotions are going to be surrounding your household. For now, saying less will be more.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

It’s never fun to be the bigger person, but this week, take on that role. Don’t hesitate to give into your battle with your boo early on and as gracefully as possible. It won’t matter what you’re arguing about either, as your act will cause a deluge of guilt and twist things around to give you what you want. In the end, isn’t that all that matters?

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Money makes the world go round and if you spend your time balancing out the financial power struggles in your relationship, it will be one thing you can check off the con list of your current pairing. This is your time to smoothly work over delicate matters for their best and least dramatic outcome. Go for it now or forever hold your peace.