Last time we checked, you could still love whoever or whatever you want. And so what if you happen to love magical elves, and believe that you’ve discovered a secret lake where they all live? Who are we to judge?
In this video, elf lover Christopher Valentine discusses elves’ physical characteristics (they’re 3-feet tall!) and eating habits (they like oranges and apples and Chinese food!). And talks about their roles as UNICORN CARETAKERS, duh. [Videogum]

