Derek J Is The New Miss J

If you haven’t been watching the new Oxygen reality show “Hair Battle Spectacular,” I suggest you correct that right away. In case you need any further enticing other than a contestant named Minista (she is actually an ordained minister), I offer up the show’s star judge, Derek J, the Queen of the fantasy hair world. If you saw Chris Rock’s “Good Hair,” then you are already familiar with Derek J’s notoriety in the hair world. When he walked onto set in the first episode of “Hair Battle Spectacular” wearing a khaki one-piece romper and high heels, my first thought was “Miss J from ‘America’s Next Top Model’ is over.” Derek J is the new queen on the block. We’ve all kind of had enough of Miss J’s 14 cycles of attention-whoring. Derek J on the other hand? I can’t wait to see what he’s going to do, say, wear next. Welcome to my television life, Derek J. I’m glad to have you hair.