Quotable: Winnie Cooper Wants Her Baby To Be A Math Genius

“I know music in general is supposed to be good for babies to hear. But I sing this one math song—‘The Quadratic Formula Song.’ It’s sung to ‘Pop Goes the Weasel.’ X equals negative B, plus or minus a square root, of B squared minus 4 A C, all over 2 A. It’s such a cute little song. I went online once and saw a little 2-year-old singing it and thought, ‘Okay, that’s going to be my child.'”

—Danica McKellar, who you remember from “The Wonder Years,” is preggers and wants to make sure her baby is a whiz at math just like she is. That is, she wants her kid to get beat up on the playground. Just kidding. Sort of. [People]