Multiple Choice: These Lanvin Models …

A) Have to pee. Like really badly.
B) Are just so tall they couldn’t even fit into the photo studio.
C) Have been crippled by years of walking in ridiculously high heels.
D) Are just trying to look cool. Dahlink, don’t you know that the hunched-over-bended-knee look is the thing in fashion now? Posture is so passé. [Fashion Gone Rogue]