The idea of doing an X-rated version of “Cops” seems somewhat redundant to me, but I guess that’s why I’m not in the business of churning out a new porn movie spoof every week. Say hello to “This Ain’t Cops XXX,” Hustler Video’s “Cops” redux, but this time around there’s more humping than busting, more porn stars than perps, more shooting … well, you get the point. Porn stars Bobbi Starr, Dale DaBone, Jack Lawrence, and Jayden James are directed by Axel Braun in what’s sure to be the first Academy Award-nominated sex flick.
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Zoë Saldana In All Her Bare, Beautiful Glory – CELEBUZZ |
Man Shoots 9 Year Old Cousin Dressed As Skunk – Huffington Post | |
2 Fall Into Shark-Infested Waters on Carnival Cruise – Newser | |
Most Of Us Have No Idea What Our Own Clitorises Are – YourTango | |
7 Things 'Good Parents' Do (That Screw Up Kids For Life) – Cracked | |
Teacher Forced To Resign After Bikini Modeling Photo Surfaces – Huffington Post |

