Donald Duck Accused Of Groping A Woman

A good rule of thumb: never trust a man without pants. On a trip to Epcot Center in 2008, 27-year-old April Magolon stopped to get Donald Duck’s autograph. And after obliging, Donald allegedly grabbed her breast and molested her. April is now suing Disney for $50,000 for negligence, battery, and infliction of emotional distress. According to her lawyer, she has had “severe physical injury, emotional anguish and distress including, but not limited to post-traumatic stress disorder.” Seriously, people, the woman can never go near a furry again. [The Smoking Gun]

Bizarrely, last year a 60-year-old grandpa was sentenced to two days in jail after placing a hand on Minnie Mouse’s boob during a photo. Should they just start calling the place Grope Land?