“I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail.”
— John McCain on Snooki’s recent legal woes. Snooki recently called McCain “really cute.” Ew. [via New York Daily News]
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…