Are Juan And Michelle From “Bachelor Pad” Really A Couple?

We’ve barely learned everyone’s name, and already there are couples emerging from the sexual summer camp that is “Bachelor Pad.” As we all remember, serial killer Michelle Kujawa and slimeball Juan Barbieri were voted out of the pad on Monday night. Well, don’t bother feeling sorry for them because … surprise! They’re a couple now. Or at least that what the ABC PR machine wants us to believe. How very convenient. Maybe they were the people sucking face in the dark? Uh, doubt it. I’m thinking he’s probably shacking up with her for a free place to stay like he did to poor Nikki Kaapke. If they truly are a couple, then I wish them lots of luck. I’m sure they will have very cute psycho babies together. [Bumpshack]