7 Baby Names For Alanis Morrisette And Souleye’s Kid

Mazel tov, Alanis Morisette! The queen of broken relationships has announced in US Weekly that she is expecting her first child with rapper Souleye. The happy couple are getting right down to business after wedding in May.

Obviously, this baby will need a colorful and stupid-sounding name just like his papa. We’ve got some ideas after the jump.

  1. Coulier
  2. Moose or Alistair (after her “You Can’t Do That On Television” co-stars)
  3. Souleye Jr.
  4. Tineye
  5. Maple Leaf
  6. Chakra Canada
  7. Scarlett

Sorry, that last one was mean.