Quotable: Snooki Says She’s Too Pretty For Jail, Gives Conflicting Accounts Of Arrest

“I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us. You can’t even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I come out? I can’t breathe!’ Not a fun place. I will never go back … I’m too pretty to be in jail.

—Snooki dishes on her arrest for disorderly conduct on July 30th.
Only, this is a very different tune to what she said yesterday …

“My dad was very, very pissed. He’s like, ‘I didn’t raise you like this.’ I just felt really bad, so I’m definitely going to stop drinking during the daytime. And now when I go out, I only have a couple drinks … I learned that I need to calm down with drinking.”

So which is it, Snooks?

[Us Weekly]