“I want to live a normal life—drive my kids to school, have tons of animals running around, be barefoot and pregnant.”
—Brooklyn Decker on her happily-ever-after plans with hubby Andy Roddick [People]
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…